How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
He gave her a ring.
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What sport is full of interior designers?