Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
They have to protect their bear skin.
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Who invented fractions?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What animals make the best students?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What words make the best athletes?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
