What was the detective duck trying to do?
He was trying to quack the case!
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why are books always so angry?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
How do automobiles fly?
What British bugs are the best singers?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?