What time does everyone love to drink?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?