Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why is the beach so confident?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What's the laziest vegetable?