Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
When do cows get tired?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Where do mice leave their boats?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why did the student eat their homework?
How does a cow do math?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What do you call a small mom?
How does a penguin build its house?
What do cows say when you milk them?