What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What are baby potatoes called?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What car can you only see twice a year?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?