What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What are you studying in math?