Why are cars magic?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
How does dinner smell?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do elves learn in school?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why do kids love theater classes?