What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What game do bats excel at?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What do you call an old snowman?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What kind of music do planets like?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
Families are like fudge.
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?