What do elves learn in school?
The elf-abet.
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What tree has the most bark?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?