Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Webley stadium.
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Who are Frosty's parents?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What animals love to close envelopes?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?