What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Napoleon Bunnyparte!
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?