What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Napoleon Bunnyparte!
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What day do hands always go to church?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do you give a sick pig?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why do golfers hate cake?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
How did the tree get lost?
What kind of car does a chicken have?