What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Which cats love to be petted?
How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?