What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Why are grandkids so great?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why do bees buzz?
Why is heaven always so tidy?