How do baseball players make a birthday cake?
With oven mitts, bunt pans, and batter.
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
I'm not a bad putter.
What building always gets stains on it?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?