Why do kittens know so much about church?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?