What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
I'd be muffin without you.
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
How is life like toilet paper?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why did the elk have great hair?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
How was the wedding?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?