Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What fish sings the best?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What do ducks get after they eat?