Why do math teachers love hiking?
For the view at the sum-mit!
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Where do you take sick ponies?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
How does a penguin build its house?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What is blue and not heavy?
What is another name for a cow?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
My leaf blower doesn't work.