What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?