I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
He said the last two were a tie.
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
Where do surfers go to school?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What animal makes the best lunches?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What did the bicycle call its dad?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?