Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
He was bacon in the sun!
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Which insect makes the best father?
I'm not a bad putter.
How do you get kids to do something?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What animal has the most fun?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?