What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why are grandkids so great?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?