Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why is summer always sad?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why did the snake cross the road?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
What did the snake name his daughter?