What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Casual Friday.
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Where do polar bears store their money?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What sport can waiters play really well?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?