What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Yellow cards.
How does the sun listen to music?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What's the richest basketball team?
How do you make a bear really angry?