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Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
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Where do German dogs sleep?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
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Which animal will never go bald?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
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What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?