Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why did the goal post get angry?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?