What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Capital Hill.
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Why are trees always so positive?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?