What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
What do frogs eat in the summer?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?