What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What's the friendliest national park?