What do you call a short cow?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What are you studying in math?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Which big cat loves to drive?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
