What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Did you know about April 1st?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why did the fish blush?