What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
My brother is my partner in crime.
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Why is a computer so smart?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Which animal is the most religious?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?