What money do cats use to go shopping?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What condiment has wings?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
When do mice play every day?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?