What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Why did the mare gain weight?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?