Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Where do goldfish go camping?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What says: oom oom oom?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?