Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Because of all the foul balls.
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?