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It goes through a jarring experience.
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What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
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Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
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Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What do little fish love to play with?
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What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?