How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
It goes through a jarring experience.
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
How do horses navigate at night?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What car does Yoda® drive?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?