Why could no one recognize the sheep?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What do fairies always drink?
