How do snowmen get information?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?