Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
To improve her bite.
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What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What is the color of the wind?
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
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What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?