Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
To improve her bite.
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What siblings are always sad?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
What's the most masculine animal?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?