What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Heard it.
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Which animals make the best football players?
What do pigs always order at Arby's®?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Where does cheese invest its money?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?