Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What did the bee say to the flower?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
How do you arrest a pig?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What does an attorney say when getting married?