What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, dad, look what marma-laid!
What table can you never sit at?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
What time of day was Adam created?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
When do cows get tired?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?