Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why are trees always so positive?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Do dads always snore?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
Why are cause and effect so close?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What's E.T. short for?