What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
A corny joke!
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What's E.T. short for?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
How does a taco bless the table?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What do Scottish toads play?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?