How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What do cats wear to work?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why do librarians never make plans?