What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What did summer say to spring?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Which cats love to be petted?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?