What is the best Christmas present ever?
When is Dad's bedtime?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
Why is furniture so generous?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?