Why are scissors so forgiving?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
What should you wear to a tea party?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
How do snowmen get information?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?