What do you call two birds stuck together?
What bird is losing its hair?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What's the politest month?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What game do mice love to play?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What are the strongest days of the week?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Did you know about April 1st?