What do rich squirrels eat?
Cashews.
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What is the most adorable season?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
Where do goldfish go camping?