What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
When should you start writing a book?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why are stones so good at music?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What type of car do planets buy?
Which insect makes the best father?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What tree has the most bark?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?