What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What do cows say when you milk them?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
Why did the snake cross the road?
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What do frogs drink in the winter?