What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Do dads always snore?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What time is your dentist appointment?
Which animal should never work for the government?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What's the most popular Disney® movie with the Olympic® gymnastics team?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why did the mirror cross the road?