What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What words make the best athletes?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What do you call a pig thief?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
How do animals blend into the desert?