Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Why are books always so angry?
What animal loves a baseball game?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do fish do at parades?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?