What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What do math teachers eat?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Where are average things manufactured?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?