When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
What superpower do all middle children have?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why are trees always so positive?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?