My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What's a horse's favorite car?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?