What kind of music do mummies listen to?
Wrap music.
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What vehicles are in the best shape?