How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why did the barber win the race?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?