What do Scottish toads play?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why did the turtle cross the road?