What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
How does a witch play loud music?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What's a frog's favorite year?