What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
A scratch pad.
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What fairy loves to count?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What's a dog's favorite city?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?