Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
We had a discussion about roses.
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Why do rhinos charge?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why was the storm actually calm?