What animal keeps up with all the trends?
The hip-po.
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
What's the richest basketball team?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What's the most athletic footwear?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?