What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
A husky.
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
Why are books always so angry?
When do astronauts eat?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Where was Noah born?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What do little fish love to play with?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?