What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
A husky.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What is the smallest lion?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?